Whatever, Grimley. All I know is that skinny bitch Triv-Lok played us. I should have punched her in the throat the second she took that green card from Wick-trimmer. Instead I let her get away with it. She was so fast … need to learn that.
Obey this, old man. Be glad I got to you first, and that my hands were empty. Ulv would have gutted you for fun.
That was a strangely calm command for an old man outnumbered six to one. And a strangely solid jaw, for all he spun around like a drunken sailor. Why is Ulv scrubbing at the floor? Doesn’t matter. Elbow to the kidney will drop him.
Crap, he fell the wrong way. Right into Grimley’s swing –
Nope, somehow his blade bounced off the floor. Sweep the legs.
Oh, nooo. We’re being played again.
“Uh, ladies? I hate to tell you this, but the Amulet of Djed says that you’ve got a tiger by the tail in there. And by tiger, I mean big red devil. Horns, hoofs, giant iron phallus, the whole deal. I think he’s happy to see us, if you know what I mean.”
Thanks a lot, Wick-trimmer. And me without a magic weapon.
“Luna, stop fiddling with the walls and tackle the barbarian! Don’t let her break the circle, or we lose our bargaining power with the devil!”
Or he escapes, and kills us all, if we’re lucky.
“My name is Aaaaaariel!” WHUMP!
“I vas kleanink! I must klean der flor!”
“Shut up and (grunt) out … the … door!”
Time to go, Grimley. Time to go, Grimley. “Time to go, Grimley!”
“It’s been here a thousand years! It’s not going anywhere … !”
Tumble. Stumble. Run.
“I’m Wizard Locking this door. It won’t stop the devil if that circle was degraded in any way, but it will prevent any other party from getting in there to release it. Assuming they even have the wit to find it, which is unlikely. It was so cunningly made that only one of such godlike intellect as Balthazar the Blue, the kind of genius born once in a thousand years – ”
“Hey, I found that door. Me, Ariel.”
“Shut up, Luna. Don’t interrupt me when I’m talking about myself. Or any other time.”
I have GOT to find some more professional associates. And a magic weapon.